JANUARY=PIMP
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the centre. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does…
WORDS and their ridiculous meanings (PART 2):
11) Dedicate – Pinatay ang pusa
12) Aspect – Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo
13) Deduct – Ang pato
14) Defeat – Ang paa (ng pato?)
15) Detail – Ang buntot (ng pato?)
16) Deposit ? Ang Gripo
(Call DIPLOMA if DEPOSIT is leaking)
17) City – Bago mag-utso; A number to follow 6
18] Cattle – Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna
19) Persuading – Unang Kasal
20) Depress – Ang nagkasal sa PERSUADING
WORDS and their ridiculous meanings (PART 1):
01) Contemplate – kulang ang mga pinggan
02) Punctuation – pera para maka-enrol
03) Ice Buko – nagtatanong kung ayos na ang buhok
04) Tenacious – sapatos na pang tennis
05) Calculator – tawagan kita mamaya
06) Devastation – ang sakayan ng bus
07) Protestant – Tindahan ng prutas
08] Statue – Ikaw ba yan?
09) Tissue – Ikaw nga!
10) Predicate – Pakawalan mo ang pusa
WORDS and their ridiculous meanings (PART 3):
22) Defense – Ginamit ng mga pangsulat sa kontrata
sa PERSUADING
23) It Depends – Kainin mo ang bakod
24) Shampoo – Bago mag-labing-isha (11)
25) Delusion – Maluwang (kapag maluwang ang damit,
eh DELUSION)
26) Delivery – Walang bayad. Kapag working lunch,
eh DELIVERY na ang tanghalian
27) Profit – Patunayan mo
28] Balance Sheet – What comes out after eating a
balance diet
29) Backlog – bacon saka egg
30) Beehive – magpakatino ka
Why do we sleep in church?
- But stay awake through a 3 hours movie?
Why are we so bored when we look at the bible
- But find it easy to read other books?
Why is it so easy to ignore a msg about God,
- Yet we forward nasty ones?
Why are temple Church’s getting smaller?
- But bars and clubs are…
